
Have you ever embarrassed yourself in public so bad that even you are in convulsive fits of laughter..that was me on Tuesday.
Now I’m using the fact I was running on three hours sleep after a month long swing so the relaxing phase of this FIFO gig was in operation.
So here is what happened. Are you ready for the absolut stupidity of it.
I closed the back cab window of the truck on my head knocking myself out. It’s a pull down window that I had to do with my own hand with my own arm attached to my own body to which somewhere along the way is attached to my brain. Which in all theory should have told the rest of my body including my head to step back but no. So I closed that window on the cab of the truck on my head literally knocking myself out. Because I usually do it with such force and as it happens I caught my head with the corner of the window which as it turns out is rather sharp and left not only a massive bump on my forehead but a cut and a welt down my nose. Nice.
How does one forget to remove their head from a window that they have closed countless times before. How? How does that happen? How? Its not rocket science.
Perfectly it happened in the Woolworth’s car park. I kid you not. A full car park. Once I came to. I sobbed and sobbed with embarrassment. All the time thinking whats likely hood this will end up on you tube. Then laughed and laughed and I’m still laughing about it.
My husband just stood their in complete dumb founded shock. Didn’t offer to help just stood and looked.
I’m just glad I had clean knickers on, my legs were shaved and that my office was tidy. Crap…head lines read…women killed by closing a window…weirdest suicide ever.
I’m no longer allowed near the electric windows nor the fridge and freezer.
So my friends whats the dumbest thing you have ever done in public…come on tell..lets have a giggle..
xx Deb