Yesterday was Easter Sunday we went skiing and tubing. I’m a now feign on the biscuit..although I’m paying the price this morning. I can barley lift my arms and breathing is something that hurts. I’m hoping its my muscles reintroducing themselves to me again rather than a broken rib after my gentlemen of husband ribbed the tube from under me on more than one occasion as we went pelting across the water at full speed.
We were tubing together. A first. We were competitive. We were Debbie and Forrest and it was great. Our kids watched on in the boat in front of us. Seeing us as Debbie and Forrest not as mum and dad and they loved it. What they didn’t love and what I did was how daddy was being ‘mean’ to mum and mum obviously loosing. What was even better..the tongue lashing they gave him when finally after much tussle and throw he succeeded. It for both of us wonderful.
So I sit here sore, happy and waiting with baited breath because its April Fools my husbands idea of Christmas and my idea of hell. Here is my few things for this April Fools Day the first day of April (obviously; can you believe its the start of the FOURTH month?)
1. While at the dam yesterday the Red Bull Promo girls pulled up. Long haired, tanned, slim and wearing just enough they were cute perhaps hot for some. Ignoring the ladies at our ‘camp’ they commenced flirting with the boys. The boys responded accordingly. It doesn’t matter how old men are they are its the same reaction to a pretty girls. Personally I don’t care if my husband looks at a pretty girl. I’m not the jealous type just not not when I love a equal good look too. Its fun and I know my husband is my husband. However my sister in-law slightly more liberal in her thoughts on such matters looked at me not sure weather to be offended by the girls obvious exclusion of us, her husbands reaction and the young girls limited dress. I looked at her. Its okay I said They are doing their job and doing it very well and one day they too may have children. Right she said and went happily about her business.
2. It was so nice having a house full its even nicer getting it back. In three days we went through 16 litres of milk, 12 rolls of toliet paper and three boxes of Weetbix. We wont go into how much chocolate was consumed by six kids and seven adults because it may or may not impress you but don’t worry its once a year and my kids don’t sit in front of a TV, i-pad, computer, i-pod, a DS Nintendo, a wii or any other electrical device that cause them to sit stationary for hours on end …we have a thing called a back yard..I brought it with them in mind and I’m getting my moneys worth.
3. We couldn’t go camping this weekend so the kids set up the tent on the veranda wasn’t the same but it kept them happy..sigh..mother guilt I cant give them what I had..
4. I went and got professionally fitted for a new bra last week. Yesterday my brother in law asked if I had a boob job; my sister in law was to shy to ask or so he says. You want to know something just ask. I should have done it years ago. Wait I couldn’t because I have had children using them as a feeding mechanism a very worth while cause but lets be realistic Thelma and Louise will never look at the same again. The bra fitter told me to pop my new bra on I told her after three kids I would lift and pour instead.
5. Its B3 birthday tomorrow. I don’t do birthdays very well. I cry. A Lot. He will be 4. He is officially not a baby any more. Its going be a tough one.
6. Wanting to organise your home then you must head here after you have read this riveting stuff of course.
7. I am loving that the Swedes are using real life sized mannequins in department stores. Head here to have a look. They look awesome. They look so real I’m not sure that displaying dresses will be their only purpose.
8. Found some nice lady erotic sites..will share them during the week..ahem..if I have the courage..its to help get the ‘mood’ going…the things I do for you..press the like button to let me know if would like me too..its morse code for bring it on…seriously.
9. Rhianna and Chris brown may have called it quits here’s hoping.
10. Next time your husband is determined to get you into a pair of Louie heels..be a little cautious..a Japanese man as tried killing a woman by lacing her shoes with poison. Read more about it here.
So with those few things off my mind and the scream of my husband asking me what the hell am I doing I’m off. Have a great Easter Monday.
How do cope with your kids birthdays?Do you mind your husbands looking at a pretty girl? and what’s your thoughts on female erotica?
xx Deb
