a fifo wife {fifo life: a few things}

I have just come back from a yoga class- my first and my body is confused; its both relaxed and a bowl of jelly. Its not quiet sure what it wants to do add to that I am so very sleep deprived all I want to do is sleep; however you know the drill there is no one else here to do the dishes, washing and floors but isn’t that everyone’s life story?

Anyway its the first week of June can you believe it? Winter is here. The year is slipping by faster than I like and if I am to achieve anything on my list I need to start now..maybe after I have a wee lie down.

But first here are my few things this first week of June..

1. I’m tired not only because I have an epileptic starfish sleeper of a child but also because of the two young boys who took  it upon the selves to vandalise the school I live across from. It was 2 am my town is 600 strong how is that a set of parents didn’t know where their kids where? but then again this is coming from am girl who would sneak out of her child hood home and push bike it to my friends Paula’s house once my parents went to bed I’m not sure they ever knew but perhaps they do now.

2. I had a dentist appointment last week.I arrived at the appointment boys in hand. The receptionist looked terrified and reiterated what I was there for and how long it would take; an hour. That’s okay I said. I placed their toys on the ground in a corner I allocated was theirs and took my place in the chair. An hour later we were done and the only noise from them was the sound of them packing up their toys at the end of the appointment. Proud yes I was. Smug even and if I hadn’t a lopsided grin that the joker would be jealous of I would have been a smart arse about her reception of us but instead I smiled and drooled and took my boys for ice cream.

3. I have fallen in love with the show Little Paris Kitchen (Thursday nights 8pm SBS). She is inspiring as she cooks the most delicious looking meals on a camp stove and in a portable oven. I’m on the hunt for her book because surely she has one. It makes a cold winters night so very less lonely.

4.You have feet like an ogre said b2 why thank you I said..you have your fathers ears.

5. Micheal Douglas has said that oral sex caused him to get throat cancer..read more here but all I can say is nooooo.

6. Bridget Jones will be returning to our screens in October read about it here I like her..she makes me feel normal.

7. Remember those things called pen and paper? Well these people did when they wrote their Dear John letters..

8. Have a look at one high schools cutest couple..it made me smile.

9. I’m a bit of a fan of Tatum Channing..its not so much his acting ability but the way he holds his sunglasses anyway so I was surprised to find he feels like a fat kid on the inside..more here.

10. This ghost hunter got more than he bargained for but perhaps if had read this he might have recognised the familiar feeling as a sign of a past life and left well enough alone.

Have you ever been dumped via a note? Or have you been to a past life reading? What were you? Me I was a solider in Boer War..

Have a great days sweets,

x Deb