a fifo wife {fifo life: bloke stuff: nail polish…what would you say}

Okay it’s not often I talk men fashion trends actually it’s never this is a first because husband and I are hardly the ones to quote on fashion but this was too good to pass up.

Nail Armour for men. It’s the bloke’s term for nail polish. Something I had always thought of as women’s fashion item. Wholly a women’s item since 1917 but you know it would seem the men and I’m not talking the Adam Lambert’s or George Michaels of the world I mean your man and mine apparently have felt like they have been missing out all that time. And so Nail Armour has been created as their solution to this major gap in the beauty department.

Now I’m all for a little manscaping notice I said the word little but Nail Armour ahem nail polish I think would raise a little to many questions for me as to what exactly my husband may be doing at work on that rig.

Yet here it is Nail Armour. It’s sounds so manly don’t you think? Nail Armour.

Its just that Im not quite sure if I can see my husband, my neighbour’s husband John or my good trucker friend Steve walking around the site wearing a shade of Nail Armour.

It brings to my mind so many questions that I’m too frightened to ask my husband or men of the world. If they feel like they are missing out on a bit of nail polish then what else do they feel like they are missing out on? What else do they want of ours? A little waxing although a little waxing never hurt any man; much, exfoliating or perhaps a little lace too? And where would they apply it; the Nail Armour? Whilst sitting at the pub enjoying a cold one. Each painting each other’s nails or perhaps they would gather after a shift in the locker room’s. So many questions Im frankly to scared to ask.

Seriously.

So Nail Armour is put out by Alpha Black. Is dispensed in a high tech easily managed pen and comes in two collections matt and metallics. Shade names are a very masculine ‘Diesel’ ‘Burnin rubber’ and my favourite ‘Benjamin’s’ a sweet pale green perfect for spring. But if the colours and their very blokey regular Joe names fail to win you over; here are the main reasons your man should be wearing Nail polish  Armour as marketed by Armour Black; the pick-up kings right hand man..as quoted by them.

1. Its designed by men worn by warriors. Yes I could see a gladiator fixing his nails before battle that indeed would help increase his chances of slaying his opposition.

2. Get more sex wearing it..yes this may be the case just not from your wife..

3. Swagger do it because you can…I’m not quite sure I get it..perhaps a bucks night tactic?

4. Cover up because nobody likes the fugly…if that’s the case head to the pharmacy now and get a bottle of Canesten. Run don’t walk.

5. Battle strength when you need it…yes again when heading into war it will indeed give you the strength you need. Having your opposition rolling in fits of laughter far too weak to fight, will definitely give you the upper hand. I’m not sure why the Australian Defence Force aren’t issuing Nail Armour as part of the deployment packs?

6. To rock because you play to win…ah I don’t know what to say..

7. Your style look good feel good…yes your style. Your very own style..

So my lovelies for more details on this emerging new trend for men or perhaps to grab your man a bottle of burnin rubber head here.

The website is guaranteed to put a smile on your dial.

But tell me my lovelies what would you say if you partner came home from work with a little burnin rubber on his nails?

Have a great day lovelies,

xx Deb